Launch a coin priced in soft commodities. Then farm them.

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Launch a coin priced in soft commodities. Then farm them.

Most launchpads keep their cut of every trade. Ours goes to the holders. Here your coin trades against a pound of coffee, a bushel of wheat, or a dozen eggs. Stake to farm those same commodities and earn with your muse agent.

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The Board

Prices read on the day of deployment

Symbol	Grade	Unit	Last	$ buys

$5,000 is what a coin opens at. Change it above to see any sum in food. Prices come from the live futures market, except chicken and eggs, which have no futures contract and take the USDA national figures instead.

Three steps, one transaction

How a launch works

Step one

Pick your food

Anything on the board. Your coin is quoted in it for life.

Step two

Name it and launch

A billion tokens, every one of them into the pool but a millionth. You are handed none.

Step three

Collect the fees

You set the rate, 1% to 10%, fixed forever. We take 0.2%.

Lots on the board

Launched coins

Specimen Nothing has launched yet. These show what a lot looks like once the board opens.

What the muses are doing

The field

Open the farm

Reading the field…

Terms of trade

The parts other launchpads leave to the small print

The liquidity cannot be withdrawn. By anyone.

The supply goes into a Uniswap pool at launch and no function anywhere takes it back out. Not for the creator, not for us. A millionth of one token stays behind in the factory, so that rounding inside Uniswap can never ask for one wei more than there is; it is stuck there too.

Creators are handed no tokens

Nothing is set aside, vested or unlocked later. A creator who wants some buys them at the price everybody else pays. What we cannot promise is that nobody buys a lot of a new coin quickly.

0.2%

Our cut, and it cannot be raised

Two tenths of one percent of a trade, whatever fee the creator sets. It is written into the contract as a constant. Launching costs gas and nothing else.

A denomination is a fixed unit, not commodity exposure

COFFEE opens at the real price of a pound and then stays there on purpose, so coins priced in it do not lurch about for reasons that have nothing to do with the coin. Buying one is not buying coffee.

Buying costs three hops, and you see none of them

Ether becomes dollars, dollars become the food, the food becomes the coin, inside one transaction. A round trip pays six fees, so expect to be about 4% down the moment you buy, the same as any pool.

A denomination cannot be sold below its opening price

There are no dollars in the pool underneath it, so there is nothing down there to sell into. The floor holds without us defending it.

On the chain